So there’s a story over on MSNBC about the PR department over at Fox News.  It’s interesting how they “wish some one well” as they’re chopping that same person’s head off…

Take for example this statement they made about MSNBC’s Keith Olberman:

Because of his personal demons, Keith has imploded everywhere he’s worked. From lashing out at co-workers to personally attacking Bill O’Reilly and all things Fox, it’s obvious Keith is a train wreck waiting to happen. And like all train wrecks, people might tune in out of morbid curiosity, but they eventually tune out, as evidenced by Keith’s recent ratings decline. In the meantime, we hope he enjoys his paranoid view from the bottom of the ratings ladder and wish him well on his inevitable trip to oblivion.

Ahhh… Heart warming wouldn’t you say?

MSNBC shares a few other gems from the Sunshine Squad over at Fox:

  • Ted Turner. The CNN founder called Fox a “propaganda voice” of the Bush administration and compared its popularity to Adolf Hitler’s rise in Germany before World War II. Briganti: “Ted is understandably bitter having lost his ratings, his network and now his mind. We wish him well.”
  • Tim Russert. A journalist asked the NBC Washington bureau chief whether Fox would get better treatment from the White House with Tony Snow as press secretary and he replied, “no more than they get right now.” Fox’s Paul Schur shot back: “Tim’s sour grapes are obvious here, but at least he’s not using his father as a prop to sell books this time around. That said, we wish him well on his latest self-promotion tour.”
  • George Clooney. Fox News branched out to Hollywood after the actor criticized O’Reilly. “We are disappointed that George has chosen to hurt Mr. O’Reilly’s family in order to promote his movie,” Schur said. “But it’s obvious he needs publicity considering his recent string of failures. We wish him well in his struggle to regain relevancy.”
  • MSNBC correspondent David Shuster. After leaving a job at Fox, Shuster said that critical reporting on the Bush administration wouldn’t have been welcomed at his former employer. Briganti came back with: “We can understand David’s disappointment in being let go by Fox News Channel, but he’s too young to be so bitter. We wish him well in getting his career back on track.”
  • Jonathan Klein. On the day the CNN U.S. president was hired, Briganti offered: “We wish CNN well in their annual executive shuffle.” She later stuck the knife in further with: “We wish Jon well in his battle for second place with MSNBC.”

So I’m thinking that if the folks at Fox ever sends me flowers (like they ever would), I’m going to have them checkd out by the bomb squad first. :D