So in my aimless wandering about the net today I discovered the latest addition to my collection of things on the internet that people are trying to convince you to waste spend your money on.

Feast your eyes on the Desktop Duck Shooting Gallery!  For just $44.91 you get your very own shooting gallery that you can put up on your desk.  Aim isn’t so much the key here as timing, because the targets don’t move just the ducks.  You need to hit the stationary target when the duck is behind the target.

The website however doesn’t have the best sales pitch though.  Take this sentence for example: “An LED counter will tally up your canard casualties and the whole affair is accompanied by fabulous gun sound effects and mildly (yet appropriately) annoying carnival music.

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