Can I just say that I really hate it when the bozos who work the drive through interrupt me when I’m trying to place my order…

Really, I know what I want when I place my order. If I wanted cheese with that I would have told you to put cheese on it, and since there are other things I want you to do to my burger (after you drop it on the floor and spit on it) I would appreciate it if you let me give you all the details before you tried to lump in all the add ons.

I understand that part of your job is to hustle folks through the system, but trust me Ms Accented Garbled Speaker if you shut up for 15 seconds you’ll get all the pertinent details of my order and won’t have to waste your time and mine asking stupid questions… Even better, if you actually paid attention to what I told you as I placed my order you would hear me tell you I wanted a medium coke. Which means you wouldn’t have to ask me what kind of drink I want even though I already told you!

Then again, there’s probably a very good reason why you’re 35 years old and working the drive through at the local Burger Hut.