I think it’s time that I cave in and join the crowd. I’m just going to come right out and say it:
I’m the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby
No, I’ve never met Anna Nicole Smith, but since everybody is coming out of the woodwork to claim that they are the father of Anna Nicole’s baby I might as well join in the party right? Heck Prince WhatsHisName who’s married to Zsa Zsa Gabor has come out and said he is might be the father but if it’s not him he says that there could be “hundreds of men” who could be the father. MSNBC is has said that Ronald McDonald has scheduled a press conference for 7PM where he is expected to claim he’s the baby’s father, Goofy has a press conference for 7:30PM, and I believe Jimmy Hoffa will be releasing a statement at 9PM claiming that he is the father of this baby…
But even more importantly…. Does anybody really care?!?! Yes, a life has been lost and she was important to somebody, but does the world really care so much about Anna Nicole Smith to justify the rediculous amount of attention that they are lavising on this? The woman was a C list celebrity at best, so why is her death garnering this much attention? Why is MSNBC dedicating essentially an hour out of every two hours to this story? It’s not just MSNBC though, all the cable networks have sunk their collective teeth into this story, but why? Are there really that many people out there who are torn up over Anna Nicole Smith’s death?
Oh, and while I’m at it:
I am Sparticus!
