Ah yes the joys of manning our classrooms. We had a visitor yesterday in one of our classrooms looking to make a poster. I prepped him, he could make his poster on the monochrome printer so his posters would only be one color. No problem he says and starts printing his posters… Life was good.

Until he looks around the room and spots our color posters.

“How do I make this printer print my posters in color like those?” he asks me.

“Um, you can’t, that’s a MONOCHROME printer. It only does ONE color I respond.

 … because if you ask me again maybe the printer will do something different.