Aimless Wandering

So I’ve noticed that the volume of penis enlargement spam to all of my e-mail accounts has increased over the last 4 months…  But the two I got today take the cake.

One was from “Alvina Bramlett” and the other from “Vivian Choquette” both of these would appear to be female names…  The subject line of these ladies’ e-mails:

I used to have a tiny c0ck and it was embarassing, now im huge and loving it.

Ummm…..   eeewww!!! ick!!!!

Snagged by the junk mail filter today:

From: nolsue Ewaniuk [mailto:nolsue.Ewaniuk@immobilienpark-potsdam.de]
Sent: Thursday, September 27, 2007 10:44 PM
To:
Subject: tnaulfno

http://XXXXXXXX/  (website removed - I don’t  want to  even remotely come close to driving traffic to this)

Hi

I have a successful career, great friends, and own my own home. My sex life was the only area where I was lacking

nolsue Ewaniuk

So, I get this random e-mail from a complete stranger who claims that their sex life was lacking, and I’m supposed to be stupid (or desperate) enough to just click on the link and go check out whatever this person is sending me?  Better yet, just what are they sending me?  The reason nolsue Ewaniuk’s sex life was lacking, or how nolsue Ewaniuk’s sex life improved?

 Bottom line though: If you meet nolsue Ewaniuk just remember - they (hell I’m not sure if it’s a he or a she) had (or still has) a crappy sex life.    Just thought you would want to know…

So while going through my latest collection of e-mail spam I discovered the gem below. At first I thought it was a chain e-mail and it caught me by surprise, since I haven’t gotten one of them in a while. Then I realized that it was just a new variation on the lame fake lottery scams.

COCA-COLA ONLINE PROMOTIONS!!!

THE COCA COLA COMPANY Hong Kong office is Giving Away 1 cars For “FREE”!! And cash bonus of $800,000.00
The Company is trying e-mail to e-mail advertising to introduce its products.

The reward you received for advertising for them is a Mercedes-Benz, ML class jeep convertible free of cost! Including cash prize of $800,000,00

To receive your free car all you need to do is send us your

1. Full name:
2. Address / contact number:
3. Country of origin:
4. Occupation:
5. Email:

Within 1 month you will receive a free car. A draw has just been concluded in Hong Kong last weekend
(we contacted you via your email address).

You must send your contact information to,<removed> OR <removed>

Kind Regards,
Sandy Robert
Sales /Marketing Manager
coca cola Asia
Hong Kong

While I know that most of the folks who read this are probably savy enough to recognize this as utter crap, for the education of the less savy folks who may be reading (you probably found this blog because you just couldn’t get enough about Anna Nicole Smith’s death, and to you I say welcome and good job on figuring out how to use a search engine! ) you’ll find my commentary on this message when you “Continue Reading”

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