Aimless Wandering

Be All That You Can….

michael — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:22:22 +0000

Wait – maybe not…

Maybe you should make sure that the person in your picture is wearing the correct uniform for the military service you’re targeting your ad to…

This woman is wearing an Army uniform which doesn’t make much sense if you’re supposedly targeting your add to the Coast Guard…

Homeless Guy Wants You to Know About Lower Mortgage Rates

michael — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:36:33 +0000

It seems like there’s an epidemic of skeevy dudes pitching for these mortgage companies…

Maybe these are the idiots who were responsible for writing all those bad mortgages that almost destroyed the economy?

Does This Guy Even Know What a Mortgage is?

michael — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:33:57 +0000

There’s been a run of ads lately featuring images of rather… rough looking individuals. In particular it looks like one company has decided that folks who look like the Unibomber will make us try their service…

This guy doesn’t give me any confidence that your company can lower my mortgage rates…

On the other hand he does give me confidence that he knows where the nearest pot grower and meth labs are…

She’s a Little Swollen!

michael — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:32:05 +0000

Either that’s an amazingly bad boob job, an even worse Photoshop job, or she really needs to see a doctor!

A Fresh Start

michael — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:13:02 +0000

Have you been here before?

I don’t blame you if you haven’t come by recently – it’s not like a lot has happened here lately.

However, I’m going to try and give it a go again here with a slightly new direction. I may still post the occasional missive about what’s on my mind, but for the most part I’m thinking about “showcasing” the truly bizaare and outright stupid web advertising that seems to have popped up lately…

So stay tuned, we’ll see if I can make another go at this…